Toys

ROYALE PRODUCTIONS presents:

 TOYS

 By Natalie Medlock and Dan Musgrove

 Not all toys have the child’s best interests at heart.  

 From the writer’s of last year’s smash hit Christ Almighty! comes another serving of yuletide mischief.

 It’s Christmas time at 7 year-old Charlie’s house, and Charlie has gone away in a big white Christmas truck, with flashing Christmas lights on top. Something terrible has happened to Charlie; and his toys have got some explaining to do…

 Join the revolving cast of 40 actors from stage and screen as they ask the tough questions: will Ball survive being thrown at the ranchslider again? Is Viewmaster and his obsession with Kevin Bacon really to be trusted? Will Barbie have to go and live at the dump? 

 TOYS. It’s not for children.

 STARRING! Andi Crown, Angela Bloomfield, Ari Boyland, Barnaby Frederic, Barnie Duncan, Ben Wall, Beth Allen, Brett O’Gorman, Bronwyn Bradley, Bruce Phillips, Byron Coll, Charlie McDermott, Chelsie Preston-Crayford, Dan Musgrove, Dave Fane, Gareth Reeves, Gareth Williams, Hannah Banks, Harry McNaughton, Ian Hughes, Jacque Drew, Jarod Rawiri, Jeff Szusterman, Jennifer Ward-Lealand, Jessica Wood, Jordan Blaikie, Madeleine Sami, Michele Hine, Millen Baird, Morgana O’Reilly, Natalie Medlock, Nic Sampson, Oliver Driver, Renee Lyons, Ryan Richards, Sam Snedden, Siobhan Marshall and Yvette Parsons.

Directed by Cameron Rhodes and Toby Leach

Design by Simon Coleman

 “Where is Barbie, anyway?  It?s her dream mansion and she?s not even fucking here.” - Viewmaster